How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What birds make average students?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
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