I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which state has the best streets?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What car can't keep a secret?