What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?