What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?