What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?