Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?