What's the most athletic footwear?
Tennis shoes.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?