Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What game does a rabbit always win?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?