What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?