What's black and white and red all over?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a forklift?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the sick chicken say?