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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do bees chew?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What animals make the best students?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the fish blush?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?