What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How many insurance policies do cats need?