What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is the smallest lion?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is a mom's favorite game?