What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How does dinner smell?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?