Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do fireflies start a race?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why don't ants get sick?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?