Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do you wash a lamb?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
When do mice play every day?
What does Santa order at the bar?