Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?