What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What table can you never sit at?