Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?