Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you say to a really good barista?