Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?