What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?