What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?