Why did the echo get detention?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What school subject really rocks?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do runners watch so much TV?