Where does a camper keep his money?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?