What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?