Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Families are like fudge.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?