What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?