What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do mice leave their boats?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?