How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?