What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?