What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?