What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
When is a black dog not a black dog?