How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What fish sings the best?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?