What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?