Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?