Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does the sun drink out of?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?