Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?