Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why do cows go to New York?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?