Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?