Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?