Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do you make a cow float?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?