What shape is bad at driving?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?