Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do math teachers love hiking?