Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How is cat food sold?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?