What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
We had a discussion about roses.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How did the tree get lost?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is the color of the wind?