What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?