What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What's a bat's favorite game?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?