What country has the most fish?
Finland.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What siblings are always sad?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the fish blush?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a thieving alligator?