What country has the most fish?
Finland.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?