What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which office space loves to cut corners?