Why is money so stubborn?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why was the cat so small?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?