Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the beaver say to the tree?