Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?