Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the politest month?