Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
When should you start writing a book?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?