Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do frogs get to work?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?