What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do bears keep cool?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do cows wear bells?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?