What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do elves learn in school?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do bees say in the summer?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?