How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?