Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do all the planets get along?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What bird is always sad?