Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why don't fish play basketball?
How did the vampire start his letter?