What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the dog do so well in school?