Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How do you get straight A's?