What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?