What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What tree has the most bark?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a thieving alligator?