Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What type of dog loves to take showers?