What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What tree has the most bark?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?