What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Where does a camper keep his money?