What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do actors go to pray?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?