What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?