What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?