What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which state has the best streets?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
I'm not a bad putter.
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a cow's dream job?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why are goats so funny?