What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?