Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
When does a horse talk?
What fairy loves to count?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?