Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
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Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?