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What game do bats excel at?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
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What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
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What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What horn never makes a sound?