Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
I broke my finger!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who do camels find most inspiring?