Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why is the piano so hard to open?