Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
What's black and white and red all over?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do termites go camping?