Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's the friendliest national park?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?