Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What car always breaks the rules?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?