Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is the smallest lion?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?