Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did summer say to spring?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which is the worst season?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?