Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What country has the most fish?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?