What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?