Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do fireflies start a race?
What animal floats best?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?