Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?