Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?