Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do some people love eating snails?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why was the cow afraid?
I broke my finger!
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
