Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?