Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Which elf is the best singer?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where does food go to take a nap?