How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is another name for a cow?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?