Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?