That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?