Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's E.T. short for?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?