Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?