Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
It's allergy season again?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the cow afraid?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?