Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What fish sings the best?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?