What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was the mime upset?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?