What's the best thing to put into a pie?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of bee do teachers love?