Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do rhinos charge?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do termites go camping?