Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are frogs always happy?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What fish sings the best?