Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do you talk to a giant?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How does a barber get to work?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What animals make the best students?
Which fly makes films?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How do you drive a man crazy?