Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do trees hate going to school?
