Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?