What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which bug is related to you?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?