Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?