Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What makes pirates such good singers?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a small mom?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?