Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the person sit on the clock?