Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?