What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?