What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What dog wears contact lenses?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?