What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do jokesters study in college?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the computer run out of money?