Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
Which computer won the talent show?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Who are Frosty's parents?