How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do billboards talk?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?