Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call an old snowman?
How did the tree get lost?
Which state has the best streets?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What vegetables do librarians like?