What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?