Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?