What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where does a camper keep his money?