What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?