Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How did the tree get lost?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What money do cats use to go shopping?