What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?