Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do bees get to school?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?