Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?