What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What country has the most fish?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What game do mice love to play?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?