Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What dog never pays attention in class?