What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?