Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
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What is the strongest animal?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?