Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
It's allergy season again?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do fish do at parades?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?