Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which fly makes films?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?