Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What goes zzub, zzub?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?